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Quotes that are funny out of context
“That’s pretty fruity – you’d probably like that” Context: T telling Lauren about fruity beer. Our boss just heard this part out of context and almost spit out his coke.
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Quote of the Day
“Oh no you’re bleeding. And you’re bleeding on my face.” – Danielle
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Quotes of the Day
J: What meal is that? Alex: My second lunch J: You’re like a giant Hobbit! Eric: So, what’d you eat at Chipotle? Lauren: Chips Eric: Just Chips? Lauren: And water
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Quote of the Day
Lauren: I don’t eat red food. Kevin: But you eat strawberries. Lauren: It’s not a food, it’s a fruit.
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Quote
Great quote at work today. “F$cking shoe bomber! I hate taking off my shoes at the airport. When ware we going to have the bra bomber?” – a guy at work
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Quotes!
“eat like a pig, ride [a bike] like a beast” – Marc S. “Given unlimited time and unlimited support, we’re winning the war” – General Abizaid about Iraq War “This is not a war on terror any more than WWII was a war against kamikazes.” – John Lehman about Iraq War
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A Quote
This Arab quote, which I read in the newspaper, describes exactly how I feel. “Me against my brother; me and my brother against my cousin; and me, my brother and my cousin against the stranger”
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Latest Quotes
Here is the latest batch of quotes I have gathered up: Found in the winehq irc room 1. Knowledge is Power 2. Power Corrupts therefore Study hard and become evil “How many kamikaze missions have you flown?” “Fourteen Sir!” “Shouldn’t it be just one?” -Early work of Douglas Adams Apple for style, Linux for security,…
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Hitch Hiker’s Guide Quotes
The Hitch Hiker’s Guice to the Galaxy had such wonderful and amazing quotes in it that I was horribly dissapointed when the movie didn’t share more of these quotes. Here are two of my favorites, with more to follow. The intro to the first book, which set the tone and got me very happy about…
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Quotes!
“If a man owes you $1000 that’s his problem. If a man owes you $1 000 000, that’s your problem” – Anon Confusion that only occurs with computer nerds: Me: did tyhey teach you about “this” in java yet? Danny: yeah Me: it’s the neatest thing that noeone actually uses Danny: we do sometimes Me:…
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Quotes
Those of you who may be new to my blog because you discovered me through a ping-back or some other method than coming over from It’s A Binary World 1.0 don’t know about my quotes posts. Throughout the day I collect quotes I hear in class, emails, or other sources and place them in my…
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[1.0] Quotes
“The truth is a hassle” – Mo Rocca “This is the way I did it and it worked so I didn’t think anymore” – Prof Land “It’s fun to program in assembler; so manly” – Prof Land “I majored in the most unmarketable major of all: Sociology.” – Alysha Cryer
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[1.0] Quotes are good for the soul
“Yeah, a nalgene bottle is indestructable, but I’ve never had a problem with my water bottle being destroyed.” – Dan (why it’s dangerous to discuss sims w/o telling the other person first) Danny: dude Danny: stargazing is dangerous Me: ? Danny: I had Ian outside stargazing Danny: and a satelite fell on him Danny: and…