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Boing Boing
In fact, according to mathematician Marc van Leeuwen, an “oldest person in the world” will die roughly every 0.65 years. – Boing-Boing
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Quotes
Once again I share with you the funny (and in some cases, insightful) quotes I’ve gathered over the last few months: I had this conversation with Duffy yesterday about how politicians need to hire me as a lifestyle coach “Hey Dan, should I pay all my taxes?” “Yes! Are you stupid?” “Hey Dan, should I…
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Quotes
Here are some great quotes I’ve heard/read recently: “It’s like asking for a rollercoaster when you want wasabi” – C.P. Eric: “So what was your role in the musical?” CP: “I never had a role” MK: “Oh, you were mailbox #2” “Antonio Banderas should not be doing bee commercials” – MK on Nasonex “They’ve declared…
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Quotes
Time, once again, to unload some of the quotes I’ve recorded onto the blog: “I always say, ‘If you can’t beat ’em …. Report them to Homeland Security. They’ll beat ’em for you’ ” -Colbert on The Colbert Report 9 June 2008 ?(03:25:23 PM) Danny: mom just gets pissed if we don’t eat three meals…
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More Quotes!
It’s time once again for me to empty my AIM profile and provide you with some quotes! Enjoy! ?”…never enter an arse-kicking contest with a porcupine.” – Conina in Terry Prachet’s “Sorcerer” “I have a unicorn for you” – Chris to Lauren Mat to 6 yr old son: “Should we make mom breakfast in bed?”…
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Quotes
It’s time once again to empty out my AIM quotes into my blog. Enjoy: ?”You’re, like, my concierge to the Internet Underworld” – T to Chris at work “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me.” – Colbert 8 April Colbert Report “They’re…
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Quotes
Time to empty out my quotes from my AIM profile again, here are the latest: “My vagina is always better than a white girl’s” – Mai ———————————————————————– Guest on Colbert Report: “Yes, you learned very well in Sunday School.” Colbert: “I teach Sunday School Mother F-cker!” ———————————————————————– “[Operating System] Open Solaris is good for diversity”…
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Some more quotes
“He says ‘hello’. That’s what I look for in a stalker.” – Lauren “I think I was a little boy growing up” – Lauren “You had mad cow disease?” – T to Lauren Blogged with Flock
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Recent Quotes
“He was talking with what’s-his-nuts….” – someone at work “I’m not a snow bunny, I’m a snow fox. I eat snow bunnies” – Danielle Blogged with Flock
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Quote of the Day
“She made him into a monster” – Danielle “Yeah, a gay one” – Christine
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Today’s Quote
Lauren: “When are your fingers the largest?” J: “As a girl you should probably know that”
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Month Old Quote
“She’s going to be a slutty eight ball for Halloween?” – Me, hearing my wife incorrectly
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Some Quotes
“Nobody love a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love” – Sophie Tucker Song Duc: “Do you like durian? durian?” Brian: “Duran Duran? Sure, they’re an ok band.”
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Quote of The Day
“I like smelly balls the best” – DNA
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Quote of the Day
Background: I’m feeling a little under the weather, so I’m staying home today. Danielle: “I want you to rest today, ok? I’ll send you a list of chores later.”