“If a man owes you $1000 that’s his problem. If a man owes you $1 000 000, that’s your problem” – Anon

Confusion that only occurs with computer nerds:
Me: did tyhey teach you about “this” in java yet?
Danny: yeah
Me: it’s the neatest thing that noeone actually uses
Danny: we do sometimes
Me: that’s cuz it’s a class ;P
Danny: cause we’re a class?
Me: 😛
Me: cuz it’s not real life
Danny: oh, gotcha