More Quotes!

It’s time once again for me to empty my AIM profile and provide you with some quotes!  Enjoy!

?”…never enter an arse-kicking contest with a porcupine.” – Conina in Terry Prachet’s “Sorcerer”

“I have a unicorn for you” – Chris to Lauren

Mat to 6 yr old son: “Should we make mom breakfast in bed?”
Son: “No daddy, we should make it in the kitchen”

“I’m the only one who can make sexual harassment charming” – D @ Work