It’s time once again to empty out my AIM quotes into my blog. Enjoy:

?”You’re, like, my concierge to the Internet Underworld” – T to Chris at work

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me.” – Colbert 8 April Colbert Report

“They’re so much cuter tasting” – Lauren about airline pretzels

“In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something no one ever knew before. But in poetry it’s the exact opposite.” – Dirac

“Would you pour spaghetti on my head while I sleep?” – Lauren