Here are some great quotes I’ve heard/read recently:

“It’s like asking for a rollercoaster when you want wasabi” – C.P.

Eric: “So what was your role in the musical?”
CP: “I never had a role”
MK: “Oh, you were mailbox

“Antonio Banderas should not be doing bee commercials” – MK on Nasonex

“They’ve declared a jihad on clothes” – Dan imagines a terrorist porn tagline

“I was dreaming about cake” – Danielle