Quotes

Here are some great quotes I’ve heard/read recently:

“It’s like asking for a rollercoaster when you want wasabi” - C.P.

Eric: “So what was your role in the musical?” CP: “I never had a role” MK: “Oh, you were mailbox #2”

“Antonio Banderas should not be doing bee commercials” - MK on Nasonex

“They’ve declared a jihad on clothes” - Dan imagines a terrorist porn tagline

“I was dreaming about cake” - Danielle