It’s time once again for me to empty my AIM profile and provide you with some quotes! Enjoy!
”…never enter an arse-kicking contest with a porcupine.” – Conina in Terry Prachet’s “Sorcerer”
“I have a unicorn for you” – Chris to Lauren
Mat to 6 yr old son: “Should we make mom breakfast in bed?”
Son: “No daddy, we should make it in the kitchen”
“I’m the only one who can make sexual harassment charming” – D @ Work