Time to empty out my quotes from my AIM profile again, here are the latest:

“My vagina is always better than a white girl’s” – Mai

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Guest on Colbert Report: “Yes, you learned very well in Sunday School.”
Colbert: “I teach Sunday School Mother F-cker!”

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“[Operating System] Open Solaris is good for diversity”
“What? That’s like saying that schools should make sure they have enough Ginger Kids to keep diverse”
-LugRadio