“That’s pretty fruity - you’d probably like that”

Context: T telling Lauren about fruity beer. Our boss just heard this part out of context and almost spit out his coke.

“Oh no you’re bleeding. And you’re bleeding on my face.” - Danielle

J: What meal is that? Alex: My second lunch J: You’re like a giant Hobbit!

Eric: So, what’d you eat at Chipotle? Lauren: Chips Eric: Just Chips? Lauren: And water

Lauren: I don’t eat red food. Kevin: But you eat strawberries. Lauren: It’s not a food, it’s a fruit.

This Arab quote, which I read in the newspaper, describes exactly how I feel.

“Me against my brother; me and my brother against my cousin; and me, my brother and my cousin against the stranger”

Here is the latest batch of quotes I have gathered up:

Found in the winehq irc room 1. Knowledge is Power 2. Power Corrupts therefore Study hard and become evil

“How many kamikaze missions have you flown?” “Fourteen Sir!” “Shouldn’t it be just one?” -Early work of Douglas Adams

Apple for style, Linux for security, Windows for Solitaire

[‘a’, ‘b’, ’new’, ‘mpilgrim’, ‘z’, ’example’, ’new’, ‘False’]

> “False” in li True

The Hitch Hiker’s Guice to the Galaxy had such wonderful and amazing quotes in it that I was horribly dissapointed when the movie didn’t share more of these quotes. Here are two of my favorites, with more to follow.

The intro to the first book, which set the tone and got me very happy about the book to follow:

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

“If a man owes you $1000 that’s his problem. If a man owes you $1 000 000, that’s your problem” - Anon

Confusion that only occurs with computer nerds: Me: did tyhey teach you about “this” in java yet? Danny: yeah Me: it’s the neatest thing that noeone actually uses Danny: we do sometimes Me: that’s cuz it’s a class ;P Danny: cause we’re a class? Me: :P Me: cuz it’s not real life Danny: oh, gotcha

Those of you who may be new to my blog because you discovered me through a ping-back or some other method than coming over from It’s A Binary World 1.0 don’t know about my quotes posts. Throughout the day I collect quotes I hear in class, emails, or other sources and place them in my AIM profile. Whenever my profile contains too many characters, I move the quotes into my blog and refresh my AIM profile with new quotes.