It’s time once again for me to empty my AIM profile and provide you with some quotes!  Enjoy!

?"…never enter an arse-kicking contest with a porcupine." - Conina in Terry Prachet’s “Sorcerer”

“I have a unicorn for you” - Chris to Lauren

Mat to 6 yr old son: “Should we make mom breakfast in bed?” Son: “No daddy, we should make it in the kitchen”

“I’m the only one who can make sexual harassment charming” - D @ Work

It’s time once again to empty out my AIM quotes into my blog. Enjoy:

?“You’re, like, my concierge to the Internet Underworld” - T to Chris at work

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me.” - Colbert 8 April Colbert Report

“They’re so much cuter tasting” - Lauren about airline pretzels

“In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something no one ever knew before. But in poetry it’s the exact opposite.” - Dirac

“He says ‘hello’.  That’s what I look for in a stalker.”  - Lauren

“I think I was a little boy growing up”  - Lauren

“You had mad cow disease?” - T to Lauren

Blogged with Flock

“He was talking with what’s-his-nuts….” - someone at work

“I’m not a snow bunny, I’m a snow fox.  I eat snow bunnies” - Danielle

Blogged with Flock

“She made him into a monster” - Danielle “Yeah, a gay one” - Christine

Lauren: “When are your fingers the largest?” J: “As a girl you should probably know that”

“She’s going to be a slutty eight ball for Halloween?” - Me, hearing my wife incorrectly

“Nobody love a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love” - Sophie Tucker Song

Duc: “Do you like durian? durian?” Brian: “Duran Duran? Sure, they’re an ok band.”

“I like smelly balls the best” - DNA

Background: I’m feeling a little under the weather, so I’m staying home today. Danielle: “I want you to rest today, ok? I’ll send you a list of chores later.”