Just wanted to remind my loyal readers so they remember it’s April Fool’s Day when they see awesome stuff like this.

I know I’m a day late, but I was busy celebrating the new year.  It’s now the year of the tiger!

Enjoy your day off government (and other) employees!

Especially to my beautiful wife!

Happy Year of the Ox!

Welcome to 2009!

This is over a decade old, but I just discovered it.

‘Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck… How to live in a world that’s politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to “Elves”, “Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves.

And labor conditions at the North Pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

Which is not Mexican Independence Day.

Welcome to 2008!

I wanted to wish a Merry Christmas to my readers, however many (or few) of you there are.

I hope this is a time of happiness and family fun for you. And, if you’re Christian, I hope this can also be a time of reflection for you upon the sacrifices Jesus made for you so that you don’t have to go to hell.