The Nigerian Scam goes Togo!

Got the following email yesterday from a

Dear Friend,
Better days greetings to you and your entire family and i pray that may the almighty lord guard you and your family. In our search for a trustworthy individual to work with us on a very important and confidential project, we came across your esteemed profile.I want to use this opportunity to introduce myself well to you, I am DESMOND EYADEMA,The Ex late PRESIDENT SON OF TOGO, I call you in respect of my consignment boxes in NEW YORK, which I want you to assist me and stand as my foreign beneficiary to receive my fund over there in NEW YORK, this fund am writing you about is
$38.5million U.S.Dollars which my late father deposited under GHANA HIGH COMMISSION or I and my mother,and Mr.JOHNSON ASCOT who was suppose to receive this consignment
in NEW YORK, Was demanding for 50% which I and my mother did not agree on for any reason,that was why we have to stop the delivery to him immediately, and search for another Beneficiary who can help us on this.I will give you 20% for the total fund involve for your assistance,because that was the former agreement we have with our foreign partner.Mr.JOHNSON ASCOT before he later change is mind because of his greed
that is why i and my mother put a stop to the delivery to him ,please if you are willing to help us, kindly reply me for more details.Thanks and God Bless.
Yours Sincerely,
Desmond Eyadema.

I love how the names are all capitalized as if that makes me sure that this is not a scam. Losers!