Quotes

Here are some great quotes I’ve heard/read recently: “It’s like asking for a rollercoaster when you want wasabi” – C.P. Eric: “So what was your role in the musical?” CP: “I never had a role” MK: “Oh, you were mailbox #2” “Antonio Banderas should not be doing bee commercials” – MK on Nasonex “They’ve declared […]

Quotes

Time, once again, to unload some of the quotes I’ve recorded onto the blog: “I always say, ‘If you can’t beat ’em …. Report them to Homeland Security. They’ll beat ’em for you’ ” -Colbert on The Colbert Report 9 June 2008 (03:25:23 PM) Danny: mom just gets pissed if we don’t eat three meals […]

Quotes

It’s time once again to empty out my AIM quotes into my blog. Enjoy: ”You’re, like, my concierge to the Internet Underworld” – T to Chris at work “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me.” – Colbert 8 April Colbert Report “They’re […]

Quotes

Time to empty out my quotes from my AIM profile again, here are the latest: “My vagina is always better than a white girl’s” – Mai ———————————————————————– Guest on Colbert Report: “Yes, you learned very well in Sunday School.” Colbert: “I teach Sunday School Mother F-cker!” ———————————————————————– “[Operating System] Open Solaris is good for diversity” […]