Once again I share with you the funny (and in some cases, insightful) quotes I’ve gathered over the last few months: I had this conversation with Duffy yesterday about how politicians need to hire me as a lifestyle coach “Hey Dan, should I pay all my taxes?” “Yes! Are you stupid?” “Hey Dan, should I…

Here are some great quotes I’ve heard/read recently: “It’s like asking for a rollercoaster when you want wasabi” – C.P. Eric: “So what was your role in the musical?” CP: “I never had a role” MK: “Oh, you were mailbox #2” “Antonio Banderas should not be doing bee commercials” – MK on Nasonex “They’ve declared…

Time, once again, to unload some of the quotes I’ve recorded onto the blog: “I always say, ‘If you can’t beat ’em …. Report them to Homeland Security. They’ll beat ’em for you’ ” -Colbert on The Colbert Report 9 June 2008 ?(03:25:23 PM) Danny: mom just gets pissed if we don’t eat three meals…

It’s time once again for me to empty my AIM profile and provide you with some quotes!  Enjoy! ?”…never enter an arse-kicking contest with a porcupine.” – Conina in Terry Prachet’s “Sorcerer” “I have a unicorn for you” – Chris to Lauren Mat to 6 yr old son: “Should we make mom breakfast in bed?”…

It’s time once again to empty out my AIM quotes into my blog. Enjoy: ?”You’re, like, my concierge to the Internet Underworld” – T to Chris at work “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me.” – Colbert 8 April Colbert Report “They’re…

“He says ‘hello’.  That’s what I look for in a stalker.”  – Lauren “I think I was a little boy growing up”  – Lauren “You had mad cow disease?” – T to Lauren Blogged with Flock

“He was talking with what’s-his-nuts….” – someone at work “I’m not a snow bunny, I’m a snow fox.  I eat snow bunnies” – Danielle  Blogged with Flock

“She made him into a monster” – Danielle “Yeah, a gay one” – Christine

Lauren: “When are your fingers the largest?” J: “As a girl you should probably know that”

“She’s going to be a slutty eight ball for Halloween?” – Me, hearing my wife incorrectly

“Nobody love a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love” – Sophie Tucker Song Duc: “Do you like durian? durian?” Brian: “Duran Duran? Sure, they’re an ok band.”

“I like smelly balls the best” – DNA