(About this shirt my mom gave Scarlett)
Scarlett: what does this mean?
Eric: It means people will remember you.
Scarlett: Why does grandma want people to remember me?
I swear to God, I cannot play in my room by myself.
It’s good to play with you, but now I have to go home!
-Scarlett to a playground full of kids
I asked my wife if she could show me how to cut a mango. This is what Scarlett said:
You use scissors! And you cut! Open. Close. Open. Close. Put your fingers in the holes. Open. Close.
And then I tried to recreate the situation while recording it. Here’s what she said with my prompting:
I’ve been meditating on a blog post about the riot in my figurative backyard. While I’m still unsure if whether I’ll end up writing anything about it, I came across some interesting MLK Jr quotes today.
A riot is the language of the unheard.
Martin Luther King Jr
and this one seems to apply not only to what I’ve heard about Baltimore, but also to what I’ve heard about Fergusson and New York City:
I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to “order” than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: “I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action”; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man’s freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a “more convenient season.” Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.
Martin Luther King Jr
Daddy, I have The Information! I got the pamphlet!
-Scarlett after grabbing a pamphlet at the bank
Yesterday I went to the library to learn things so I can learn to work as a doctor
Some folks (especially Americans) seem to think that their AR-15s are a guarantor that they can resist tyranny. But guns are an 18th century response to 18th century threats to democracy. Capital doesn’t need to point a gun at you to remove your democratic rights: it just needs more cameras, more cops, and a legal system that is fair and just and bankrupts you if you are ever charged with public disorder and don’t plead guilty.
A guy in a wheelchair with a hook for a hand is in a bad spot.
-D.D. from work (who is wheelchair bound, but does not have hooks for hands)
Ok, Now you try it.
-Scarlett, handing me her new Slinky
Daddy, you wearing glasses!
-Scarlett when she first saw me yesterday as she starts using sentences
A substantial percentage of outrage is bullshit. So is a substantial percentage of outrage about outrage, and so on. Outrage is often about consolidating political power and promoting the view that your political opponents are horrible people. Much of the dialogue about Mr. Robertson being suspended from A&E consists of partisans eager to use the opportunity to argue that (1) people like Mr. Robertson are horrible people or (2) people who criticize Mr. Robertson are horrible people. Outrage is often an occasion for “THIS JUST PROVES WHAT I AM ALWAYS SAYING ABOUT THEM,” with the particular case a thin disguise.
Popehat (legal blog) in an article about the Duck Dynasty controversy. He makes amazing points about free speech in his first two points that everyone should always point out when someone – liberal or conservative complains about free speech incorrectly!
Yet, despite his non-existent range, Schwarzenegger has continually taken on projects that either cast him as a character with multiple identities (Raw Deal, Total Recall, True Lies, Escape Plan) or require him to play multiple characters (The 6th Day, the Terminator franchise). This results in a Hollywood hall of mirrors: Schwarzeneggers interacting with other Schwarzeneggers; Schwarzenegger pretending to be Schwarzenegger; Schwarzenegger discovering that he’s not the Schwarzenegger he believed himself to be, but a different, identical Schwarzenegger.
– Ignatiy Vishnevetsky on Last Action Hero
“Torture porn works in exactly the opposite way: It shows the audience absolutely everything, and bears the same relationship to actual horror as porn does to romantic comedy.” – Scott Kaufman of the AV Club